Ramanujam's surface is a contractible affine algebraic surface which is not homeomorphic to the affine plane. For any the product is diffeomorphic to Euclidean space . We show that, for every , cannot be symplectically embedded into a subcritical Stein manifold. This gives the first examples of exotic symplectic structures on Euclidean space which are convex at infinity. It follows that any exhausting plurisubharmonic Morse function on has at least three critical points, answering a question of Eliashberg. The heart of the argument involves showing a particular Lagrangian torus inside cannot be displaced from itself by any Hamiltonian isotopy, via a careful study of pseudoholomorphic discs with boundary on .